“They make a lot more dense than my Kamala-supporting sisters.”

I feel for ya, brother.

I’m just happy as heck both my sisters aren’t leftists…

You have it exactly, Geoff!!! “God’s critters”. I talk with trees, also. They make a lot more dense than my Kamala-supporting sisters.

I have to admit, I’m amazed at the number of God’s critters you engage in conversations with, bald eagles and now spiders.

Will the wonders never cease? 😉

She might be. I’m not sure. Depends on what fake accent she was using at the time.

Should have been “…feasting on flies…”.

I assured him that I am not devious and thanked him for taking the time to enlighten me. Then I warned him that he would not trap much food in my office and when my wife vacuums, he will be in great danger. He asked what he should do. So, I told him I would capture him in a glass jar and take him outside where there will be plenty of game. He agreed to that plan. Now, I am more well-informed, and he is outside teasing on flies. Win-Win.

“I am woman”

??

How does she know that? After all, so far only the non-democrat contenders have been able to tell us what a woman is so remember that ladies.

😊

In the other direction another neighbor had 3 signs: “I am woman, and I vote”, “I am not a loser”, and “Anyone but Trump”.

I figure the ‘loser’ sign represents the opposite of what it says, her real feelings about herself. And the “I am woman” sign clearly signals that she is deluded into thinking her vote is more powerful than a vote cast by a male. Well, at least she appears to admit there are differences between the se-x-es.

One more sign : “The end is near. Its a 4-way stop, so, slow down and be polite!”